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Draco Malfoy

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GUESS WHAT AMERICA
ITS ALREADY OCTOBER HERE
IM CLOSER TO Halloween than all of you

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sherlockedcumberbabe:

kaehzar:

every time my parents tell me something that I should’ve done that is not helpful to the conversation I’m going to reply with some historical event that shouldn’t have happened like

"You should’ve gotten up earlier"

"Hitler shouldn’t invaded Czechoslovakia"

"You should’ve gotten higher grades then"

"Abraham Lincoln should’ve hired a better bodyguard then"

I witnessed this live, I feel special

(via alwaysrollwithit)

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